Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. Mark Twain

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it. Bernard Bailey

The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none. Thomas Carlyle

Never explain–your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway. Elbert Hubbard

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Bill Cosby

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite. G. K. Chesterton

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know. Mark Twain

The world is a scary place, I prefer the little world inside my head. Also very scary but things seem better.