The Post-Modern Pilgrim celebrates 32 years of married life today, for which I’m sure you’ll join me in offering heartiest congratulations. Very helpfully, he shares some rules for those wishing to achieve a similarly blessed state and I can’t help but add an Amen. Here are the first 3 pearls of his wisdom:

1> Get Old

2> Don’t get divorced

3> Don’t die (a corollary of #1)

Can’t argue with that!