How to argue religion looks at five easy ways to win any religious argument.

1. Subtly Claim Moral Superiority
2. Assert Spiritual Supremacy
3. Suggest Intellectual Dominance
4. Ridicule Your Rivals
5. Make Scathing Accusations

via Tim Samoff

I rather like the Court of the Offended.

Lea: Thank you Judge. One day, I was feeling a little down. While sitting in the break room, Vic came in to get a cup of coffee. I told him I was depressed. Instead of just showing a little sympathy, Vic commanded me to respond to some spiritual dictate because of how his God feels. I was humiliated.

Judge Sue: That is horrible. What gave you the right to say something like that to the poor girl, Mr. Timized?

Vic: She said she was sad, so I said, “Smile. God loves you.”

Judge Sue: Appalling! You arrogant jerk. As if you know whom God loves.