Well, with all the aggregators and movement within the god-blogs, it’s time to lighten up.

Here is some Homilitic Hash for you. Rev. Mike is not happy with all the restorationists running around becoming 10 whatevers and has issued a sort of bull.

I firmly believe in the old adage that if less is more, then just imagine how much more MORE would be! In that spirit, I hereby declare myself the Pope of the Blogosphere, the infallible authority of the one holy, blogospheric church. I will be establishing my new residence in Avignon, and all who do not acknowledge this authority, the one holy, blogospheric church doth anathematize. Consider yourself warned. By the way, indulgences will be on sale in the narthex following worship.

Maybe his correct title is Pope Michael.
I have no idea if we have to kiss his ring or not.:^)

As everyone tries to find their way, Pope Michael pulled an Oscar the Grouch in my comment section.

Hey, wait a minute. If you people think for one minute that all this huggy, kissy, making up stuff means that I’m withdrawing my claim to the papacy, you’ve got another thing coming. I took that action in order to bring order to chaos in the better interests of the one holy blogospheric church, and as far as I can tell, rebellion still exists among the wild boars in the vineyard.

Heh. Indeed.

Here is a history of the great Schism when the church got itself tied into ecclesiastical knots.


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