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Books that will never be Published

Tim Challies has a list of books that will never be published.

Inside joke for the cool god-bloggers in the US.

Humor for the Pulpit by John Piper
Why Reading Is Killing The Church by Tim Challies
No More Mister Nice Guy by David Wayne
Nobody Knows My Name by Phil Johnson
How To Have A Successful Group Blog by Jared Wilson
It Doesn’t Matter and What If It Did? by Al Mohler

And naturally Tim added his own.

Systematic Theology by Benny Hinn
Slain in the Spirit by John MacArthur
Tattooing: The Devil’s Own Artform by Derek Webb
Calvinism Defined and Defended by Michael Spencer
The English Standard Perversion by Adrian Warnock
Topical Preaching 101 by Al Mohler
What I Really Believe by Brian McLaren
Becoming The Woman of His Dreams by Joyce Meyers
Three Arrows is a Full Quiver by Amy Scott
Attractive Web Design by James White and the Alpha & Omega Staff
What’s Wrong With Warren? by Richard Abanes
Living on a Budget by Joel Osteen

Then commenters chimed in.

Towards a Modern Form of Textual Criticism by Peter Ruckman
The Trinity: Explained, Defended, and Applied by Phillips, Craig, and Dean
Perpetual Poverty: Why I Took My Vows by Creflo Dollar
I Am Only A Man by Kenneth Copeland
1 Corinthians 14: A Model To Follow in Worship by the pastoral staff of the Toronto Airport Christian Fellowship
SALVATION! The Best Choice I Ever Made General Editor: Wayne Grudem (With contributions from John Piper, John MacArthur, R.C. Sproul, Albert Mohler, and James White. Introduction by Phil Johnson)

The Most Significant and Profound Book I’ve Ever Written by Hank Hanegraaff, and the follow-up:

No, This Is The Most Significant and Profound Book I’ve Ever Written by Hank Hanegraaff

Church Decorating for Dummies: Why less is more! by John Calvin

Left Behind and Loving It- By Pastor Arnold Murray
Chicken Soup for the Profitable Church Bake Sale- By Taffi Dollar

The complete list is at his blog.:^)
I have no sense of wit. I need some help here. Give it a go with Ian’s Messy Desk, Darryl Dash of Dashhouse and Richard Bott of looking back…looking forward for me, will ya?
And by all means chime in with some of your own.

via: Dashhouse

Published 3 years, 4 months ago

5 Responses to “Books that will never be Published”

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1 Darryl on Jul 20th, 2005 at 11:03 am

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Who Gives a Rip? Why Confrontation Rocks and Caring Sucks by Darryl Dash

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The Leafs: Canada’s Team by Leighton Tebay

You Were Right All Along by George
2 Ian McKenzie on Jul 20th, 2005 at 1:15 pm

How to live with less by Joel Osteen, forward by Joyce Meyer
The Heretical Teachings of John Wesley by Richard Hall
Faces: A collection of personal portraits by Bene Diction
Heroes and Mentors: The Canadian Liberal Party by Kathy Shaidle
The Esks: Canada’s Team by Jordon Cooper
3 Jan on Jul 20th, 2005 at 9:18 pm

Hi Bene,

Thanks for the laugh and wry smiles,this morning. I’m still recovering from whatever knocked me down last week. It’s now turned into a chest infection and left me feeling very BLAH indeed. A bit of a laugh is good. However, my mind is not up to contributing yet.
Shalom,
Jan
4 Jared on Jul 20th, 2005 at 11:07 pm

Bene, the “joke” in the titles is that they are (supposed to be) ironic. Wayne Grudem, et. al., would not publish a book about “choosing salvation” because they are Calvinists. Etc.

So the proposed titles in your list, in order to follow the form, should go the reverse of your, um, overt criticism in them. For instance:
“Treating Commenters Gently” by In The Agora
“Liberals: Like You and Me” by LaShawn Barber
etc.

Make more sense now?

I liked the jab at me and The Thinklings, because it actually originated with the Boar’s Head Tavern guys, some friends of ours that we enjoy some good-natured ribbing with. The joke from them is that The Thinklings isn’t really a group blog since I’m the only poster. The joke from us is that they are a bunch of whiney girls.
Have a good one.
5 Bene Diction on Jul 21st, 2005 at 2:36 am

Yeah, saw the Boars Head.
Irony is humour that is the opposite of.
I don’t have most (well any) of the humour abilities, which is why it’s great that people with that capacity pop over and exercise it. I can admire and appreicate it, I’ll be the audience.
Thanks.