Jeff Pulver puts communication technology and mergers to Dr. Suess.

I do not like the
Internet so well.
All my rivals
yell, yell, yell.
I will not have these guys about.
When they come in
I’ll put them out.

Hello!
Hello!
I am an IP phone user.
Hello!
I called you up
to say hello.
I said hello.
Can you hear me, Joe?

Oh, no.
I cannot hear your call.
I cannot hear your call at all.
This is not good
and I know why.
A Bell has blocked the line.
Good-bye!

Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit has a blogging book out - An Army of Davids. Heh. Amazon seems to have it more politically tagged than technology/blog tagged.

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