The winner is The Heresy. Bloggers find amazing Jesus Junk all the time, but this has to be the all time granddaddy find of them all.

But wait! Wait! There’s more!

Worst. Theology. Ever.

Mind numbing stupifying email over at Street Prophets.
You really gotta hate someone to send something like this.

Snopes is going to trace it. Personally I think someone was on some happy pills when they scribbled that dreck, or perhaps off their perscribed medications and in serious need of a refill.

What saves this post is the comments, until some poor schmuck came in and tried to find some redeeming quality to something that cannot be redeemed.

I’d re-write the ending and return to sender.

Let’s see.

Jenny had enough of the spectacle. She stood up, turned to the class and said,

“Hey, end of term. Class dismissed! Let’s lock Mr. Christianson and Steve in. The custodian will find them later. They won’t starve. They have donuts.”

The class stood to a man (and woman) and charged for the doors, locking them behind them, leaving Steve and Mr. Christianson to chow down.