Put the coffee down, you don’t need it coming through your nose.

Click on the link, hit the audio play button.  (In The Midnight Jukebox)

                                            Chorus:                                                              
Don’t you dare shake hands with me
Or turn to me and smile.             
You’ll wake up spitting teeth out,
Face downwards in the aisle.
Don’t whisper peace be with you,
This is the C of E…” 

Oh shoot.
Just head over.:^)

via:The Mad Priest