We occasionally get bears or moose outstanding in our neck of the woods, but this is a new one.

Caller: “Hi. Umm… we’ve found an elephant walking down the street near the community centre, the Ray Twiney.

Operator: “Sorry?”

Caller: “We’ve found an elephant walking down the street. Like the ones from, like, the circus at the Ray Twiney Centre. One of them got loose and it’s walking down the street.”

For the next few minutes, the caller explains that there are, in fact, at least two fully grown, trainer-less elephants milling about, as a woman in the background can be heard futilely exclaiming: “Don’t let it cross the street!”

Suzy, Bunny and Minny’s marvelous adventure here.