Put the coffee down.
The Facebook Bible. Genesis I-II
Brilliant, done by a hilarious fellow - Carl Elkin. Sample:
Adam has taken the Which reptile are you? quiz. Adam is a duck-billed platypus. This venomous, duck-billed reptile has a tail similar to a beaver and the feet of an otter. It can directly sense electric fields, and uses this sixth sense to locate it’s prey.
A classic Facebook cast of characters and behaviors. God, Archangel Lou, Sarah Palin, the lion, wall to wall, beetles, lots and lots of lovely beetles, Eve’s posted of an album the Garden of Eden in Spring, and the Platypus joining the mammals group. “The cobra is now friends with Eve.”Â
The gravatars are really something.
And I saw that it was good. Go.
Archangel Michael > God  This unicorn business is really messy. And I think we’re gonna have to rethink what we tell the public about Creation on the seventh day.    See See Wall to Wall
God You’re right. Let’s just put out a press release that I took the day off.
via: Dallas Morning News Religious blog
