What the National Enquirer reports in their Benny Hinn/Paula White story

Hinn/White National Enquirer

Hinn/White National Enquirer

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3 Responses to Hinn/White National Enquirer

  1. Jacqueline Boynes says:

    Everyone deserves to be happy: Neither one is with their former spouse! Please~~ leave them to the Lord.

  2. David says:

    To the deniers —as Confusious said—”One picture is worth a thousand words.”

  3. Let’s see:
    $100 x 100 blessing = $10,000
    $10,000 x 100 blessing = $1,000,000
    $1,000,000 x 100 blessing = $100,000,000
    $100,000,000 x 100 blessing = Calculator out of room!

    How I Bet a Million Dollars
    By Robert Winkler Burke
    Of inthatdayteachings.com
    3/1/09

    A devil came to me one night, and said,
    I have a proposition for you,
    Here is a million dollars tax-free in cash,
    Here’s what I’d like you to do.

    Pick your favorite prosperity preacher,
    Any one with big hair and life will do,
    Give him the million dollars in cash,
    For his sweet story you know is true.

    That preacher might promise you,
    One thousand increase!
    One thousand increase from God,
    Is a billion feast!

    Or second choice, this devil said,
    Use the million on yourself,
    Be a prosperity preacher,
    Getting tithes from sheep plebes.

    Promise others God’s thousand increase,
    Make them happy that way,
    Soon you’ll have your billion,
    More direct deposit gay.

    So pick,
    Said this devil,
    The lesser,
    Of which evil?

    Of course, you spirit, I said,
    I shan’t give one million away,
    To a preacher promising God,
    Will thousand multiply my pay.

    I choose rather to be the preacher,
    Receiving prosperity tithes,
    I’ll get my billion soon enough,
    By masses unaware of wiles.

    And praise God,
    I got my billion,
    But my sheep,
    Not good they’re feeling!

    They chose the greater of two evils,
    Me, my big life and hair do not care,
    They chose to be sheep, me sheep-eater,
    It is my money now, ce’st la guerre!

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